Brittany’s Reviews > In Your Dreams > Status Update

God, excuse me, I have to go cover myself in tattoos and rob a bank before the Golden Girls ask me to come live with them.

I can't be expected to see such a great body and ignore it. Preposterous!

Appreciate you stoppin' by to pee in our cheerios but you can be on your way now.

I think I'd be willing to set the world on fire if it made her smile. And she has no idea.