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"Imagine," he sang, with a beautiful tenor as clear as a bell, until a chair caught him square in the face, breaking his nose."

"Consider this: One minute you're a billionaire about to land on the moon," Mackie Meyer said. "And then the next minute literally every orifice you have is being invaded by cheese. Think about it."

"Manta, Houston, this is Major Tom,' The voice said. 'Commander Jody Bannon here. We are go for the moon."

"It happens without apparent cause or reason. There is nothing to he done about it. It just is. And we have to deal with it, or not. In this respect we are no different than the dinosaurs who looked up in the sky sixty-five million years ago and saw the meteor bearing down on them. What we might think or believe or hope is immaterial to the unfathomable reality of what it is above us."