eli’s Reviews > The Long Game > Status Update

“i need too much from you tonight”
“you can have it. anything”
“take me apart, hollander”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“my family IS here”

cue the waterworks

“i choose him”

that’s it i’m jumping off a clifffffff

fully crying at work was not on my bingo card today 😭😭😭

“i already chose you hollander”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pls the “boring” folder in his camera roll 😭😭 just shoot me already

the fake wedding bitch 😭😭😭

ilya listens to bad bunny??? excuse meeeeeee i love this

he’s hanging out with his parents 😭😭😭

“this is my shane”

bitch 😭😭😭