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I’m sure most of the coven assumes I’m promiscuous with the way I talk and joke about sex,but the fact is I’ve only had sex once and that was a one-night stand with a kind human boy when I was nineteen.
is this a joke? cuz i'm not laughing 😐
— Feb 11, 2026 09:44AM
is this a joke? cuz i'm not laughing 😐
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“Um. Hi? I’m Ember. What’s your name?” I ask her. She laughs too.
“Samantha, and I’m taking you to meet my dad.”
“Your dad?” I ask, wondering just exactly who her father is and why we need to be introduced.
She snorts. “Well, my father, in the sense that he made me what I am. Though, he really fucking hates when I call him that, so obviously, I do it as often as I can.”
😭😭 i'm already loving it
— Feb 11, 2026 09:11AM
“Samantha, and I’m taking you to meet my dad.”
“Your dad?” I ask, wondering just exactly who her father is and why we need to be introduced.
She snorts. “Well, my father, in the sense that he made me what I am. Though, he really fucking hates when I call him that, so obviously, I do it as often as I can.”
😭😭 i'm already loving it
