Lynzo’s Reviews > Never Saw Me Coming: How I Outsmarted the FBI and the Entire Banking System—and Pocketed $40 Million > Status Update
Lynzo
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Oh man, this feels like a novel but it's real! The 70s-80s were still pretty analog so it was easier to, say, book preteen you and your friends a plane ticket to LA from Minneapolis (where you KNOW PRINCE!) to meet Michael Jackson. Like, what?! She is so brilliant but also clever.
— Feb 11, 2026 05:10PM
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Lynzo
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Argh, I keep shouting at this brilliant clever woman to stop being dickmatized by these loser dudes who use her! It's so relatable lol and so infuriating!
— Feb 13, 2026 05:28PM
