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Juani
Juani is 46% done
JORDAN!!!! W H A T T H E F U C K!?!?!!!!!!!
POR QUÉ LE TIRABA ESA A ASTRID!!!! CULIA IF I WANTED TO KISS A UNA MUJER I WOULD KISS NATASHA ROJAS QUE POR ALGO TIENE UN COLLAR EN FORMA DE CLITORIS!! DE QUÉ ME HABLAS NECESITO MAYUSCULAS MAS GRANDES
no puedo creer que la haya rechazado solo por pensar que quería chaparse “a una mujer”!!! FLACA Y VOS QUE SOS CHAU
— 7 hours, 27 min ago
Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)

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Juani
Juani is 28% done
I’VE GOT MORE THINGS TO SAY 🗣️☝🏼😤 si la muy culia de Jordan me hubiese hecho lo que le hizo a Astrid (*rediseñar un espacio a sus espaldas sin consultarle y dejarla en evidencia delante de toda la familia Everwood y el canal de television) le hubiese dicho de todo menos que tenía bonito pelo .. después a lo mejor le daba unos besitos.. pero primero la puteaba😤🙂‍↕️
— 13 hours, 58 min ago
Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)


Juani
Juani is 28% done
ALSO she’s not as paki as i thought 🫦🫦🫦🫦 go kylie, go!!! you’re doing amazing sweetie!!! 💋
— 14 hours, 4 min ago
Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)


Juani
Juani is 28% done
okay I might be loving the complexity of Astrid. I relate to her.
Its also quite hard to read both Astrid and Jordan sometimes, because of the grieving process they are going through. It gets very personal from time to time.
Reading how love makes Astrid sick to her stomach is something i heavily relate to right now.
Also this rivalry is SO HOT 🫦 I need more 🗣️🗣️🗣️
— 14 hours, 5 min ago
Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)


Juani
Juani is 3% done
okay I didn’t expect to be reading about Astrid!!! I’m curious and invested (and a little bored - she’s so pakiiii 🫠🫠)
— Feb 10, 2026 09:19AM
Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)


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