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‘No one fucks with my girl on her birthday.’
I’m eating up the scrums of Darius
— Feb 12, 2026 04:20AM
I’m eating up the scrums of Darius
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bookworm 🎀
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‘Two years. Two years of you and me to fuck and fight and fall in love and be all the things are won’t be able to be once you walk down that aisle. Give me that time to try and convince you that that life isn’t what you really want. We don’t ever have to talk politics, we don’t even have to tell anyone if you don’t want to. Just let it be me and you, at least for a little while.’
Okay this was so cute
— Feb 12, 2026 05:16AM
Okay this was so cute
bookworm 🎀
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Being in Geraldine head is equally hilarious equally terrifying because what the fuck
— Feb 12, 2026 04:58AM
bookworm 🎀
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Awww stop Darius offering bracelets to the twins for their birthday, and Tory’s one has a little dragon made of rose quartz (which has the meaning of I am yours) I could fucking die
— Feb 12, 2026 04:47AM
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“ ‘What the fuck just happened?’ Darius asked as he looked down at the cake we’d all spent the morning baking with a frown.
‘We just got Grussed,’ I said with a grin. ‘You don’t know what the fuck happened at first but once you get used to it and just go along the ride you’ll find yourself having the time of your life.’ “
— Feb 12, 2026 04:12AM
‘We just got Grussed,’ I said with a grin. ‘You don’t know what the fuck happened at first but once you get used to it and just go along the ride you’ll find yourself having the time of your life.’ “
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Awww my heart Darius baked a birthday cake for them??? 🥹
— Feb 12, 2026 04:06AM
