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“Then let this be a lesson to you,” I said between labored breaths. “Don’t cross me. I’ll seduce your dad, become your new step-mom, and whip your ass.”🫣🫨 that escalated fast

“I heard you the first time, city boy,” I clipped. “What do you need to talk about?”

“I don’t need to have a damn word with you, Lady MacBeth.” 🤪banter and rude

I could be a stubborn asshole. My divorce papers were proof of that....🤔not sure if I like the H not just because of H-E-B coffee 🙃

My oh my, she is a pilot 🛩

Don't say anything against H-E-B coffee😝