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Raphie
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Why is she so hilarious 😆 also whats with the random declaration of love
— Feb 13, 2026 06:27AM
Raphie
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“if you are going to take yourself out of comission, it seems only fair that you do so in a way that does the least harm to others. Slipping out the backdoor of the party of life, ensuring the other guests don’t have to agonize about your choice”
The quote isn’t particularly poetic or quotable but it hit me hard. Someone will eventually find out, and it will haunt them when they do.
— Feb 13, 2026 12:44AM
The quote isn’t particularly poetic or quotable but it hit me hard. Someone will eventually find out, and it will haunt them when they do.
Raphie
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Author is hilarious but im a bit freaked out
Reminds me of Safiya from youtube
— Feb 13, 2026 12:20AM
Reminds me of Safiya from youtube
Raphie
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No idea why i wanted to listen to this but it hooked me so here i am
— Feb 12, 2026 08:30PM

