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Raphie is 32% done
Aquino = Ah- key- no

not ah-kwee-no huhuhu
Feb 13, 2026 01:37AM
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Raphie
Raphie is 64% done
Why is she so hilarious 😆 also whats with the random declaration of love
Feb 13, 2026 06:27AM
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Raphie
Raphie is 54% done
I love audio books. Shes quite funny
Feb 13, 2026 04:58AM
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“if you are going to take yourself out of comission, it seems only fair that you do so in a way that does the least harm to others. Slipping out the backdoor of the party of life, ensuring the other guests don’t have to agonize about your choice”

The quote isn’t particularly poetic or quotable but it hit me hard. Someone will eventually find out, and it will haunt them when they do.
Feb 13, 2026 12:44AM
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Raphie
Raphie is 17% done
Author is hilarious but im a bit freaked out

Reminds me of Safiya from youtube
Feb 13, 2026 12:20AM
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No idea why i wanted to listen to this but it hooked me so here i am
Feb 12, 2026 08:30PM
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