Status Update

Lauren Kelley is 80% done

“I will not hit a woman, I will NOT hit a woman.” - Joey and me.

— Feb 13, 2026 10:48AM

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Lauren’s Previous Updates

Lauren Kelley is 90% done

Sangria!
I need Sangria!

— Feb 13, 2026 11:22AM

Lauren Kelley is 82% done

Oh well.
Now I want to hit a man so.

— Feb 13, 2026 10:52AM

Lauren Kelley is 66% done

Men are stupid.
STUPID.

— Feb 13, 2026 09:47AM

Lauren Kelley is 56% done

I can’t look.
Don’t make me.

— Feb 12, 2026 06:11PM

Lauren Kelley is 48% done

“My heart aches at the sight of you.”
♥️

— Feb 12, 2026 03:11PM

Lauren Kelley is 40% done

— Feb 12, 2026 09:45AM

Lauren Kelley is 22% done

— Feb 10, 2026 04:40PM

Lauren Kelley is 10% done

— Feb 09, 2026 04:14PM

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