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So what do we do with it? Can we throw it into a volcano?

I think that only works in very special Brady Bunch episodes.

Obsidian mirrors were considered particularly powerful tools in divination. Particularly in Meso-American culture. Maybe whoever made this was trying to look into other worlds … and that’s what created the rift?

So I have stubborn DNA? That’s a medical diagnosis?

You promise you won’t judge if I display some slightly sketchy life skills?

How do you know how to do this?

Benefits of an expensive boarding school education. Unhappy rich kids tend to be really good at crime. Or really bad at crime.

I’ve been spending time with a doctor. He can be a bit of an @$$ but is mostly nice.

Well, if you’re calling him an @$$, you must be half in love with him. Your mother called me a horse’s @$$ the first time she met me. Only she said it in Russian and I had to go home and look it up.

Jillian: For once, our predicaments can’t be resolved by blaming the conspiracies of a shadow government agency.

Sonja: That we work for.

Darwin Messina: the director of strategic projects

If the league had a shadowy and suspect CIA director, Darwin Messina would be it. He was cloaked in mystery, wrapped in a tortilla shell of misdirection and deep fried in secrecy.

Six months? Not nine?

Yeah. Shortened pregnancy due to shifter DNA.

Thank you for dinner. I’ve never had steak marinated in coffee before.

In Seattle, they use coffee for pretty much everything.

Will appeared to be in his early thirties.