♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)’s Reviews > Shots on Net > Status Update

There really is nothing like receiving a Christmas gift from your boyfriend to realize it’s not only the Holy Ghost you want inside you.

This is why I read enemies to lovers. Where is the biting and the threatening to kill each other?

“You want some soup or something? No offense, but you look like a corpse.”

“Full offense, but you look like someone who deals weed to middle schoolers.”

I’m CACKLING!!

I follow him, and make a mental note to check his name against police reports. Those look like the kind of biceps they make in prison.

The man standing in front of me, whom I assume is Carter Morgan lll, looks like the kind of person who would rob Carter Morgan lll at gun point.