Zana’s Reviews > Blood at the Root > Status Update
Zana
is 5% done
”The Black dude, who looks like a fake-ass LeBron James, jumps off the steps and runs toward me....”
Omg
— 8 hours, 19 min ago
Omg
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Zana
is 12% done
“I’m like them old cartoons when their jaws drop to the floor, because did this nigga just jump into the air and fly off like Superman?”
What
— 7 hours, 10 min ago
What
Zana
is 6% done
I like the sound effects in the audiobook when he uses his magical powers
— 7 hours, 55 min ago
Zana
is 6% done
“...In the distance, a Waffle House sign towers over the hood like a ghetto Statue of Liberty.”
Damn
— 8 hours, 6 min ago
Damn
Zana
is 5% done
“On the passenger seat are a few candy wrappers, empty Gatorade bottles, and a durag. Oh, this a nigga car. I can tell because there’s a red-and-white tassel and a Black Ice car freshener dangling from the rearview mirror, and a pile of nickels and quarters rests in the ashtray....”
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— 8 hours, 20 min ago
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