sophie blyth’s Reviews > Metamorphoses > Status Update

obligatory "cover is a bernini sculpture" comment

yep, apollo and daphne

so true, she put him in the tree-zone

and he STILL appropriated her leaves as his ‘victory crown’

fun fact: the leaves in the sculpture may have been made by a different artist who got mad when bernini didn't give him the credit

he’d be right cause the leaves are the best part

no, her face is the best part- a perfect mix od horror, sadness and amazement

i can’t look too closely at her face without crying tbh

me neither, it's the face most women make when they see me approach

not true bruh

hey let me performatively self-deprecate in peace