Katie❄️’s Reviews > You've Got Mail: The Perils of Pigeon Post – Fei Ge Jiao You Xu Jin Shen, Vol. 1 > Status Update

“Wu Xingzi!” General Guan yelled. He no longer cared that Mr. Lu was sitting right next to him. He gritted his teeth, ready to spew flames. “Damn you, Wu Xingzi! You’ve lived here for a month, and the first thing you say is that you want to leave? Great! Just fantastic.”

*Thanks for the month vacation alone. Gotta go honor my ancestor Bye Bye!! He never does anything GS expects.🤣*

However, Wu Xingzi was not simply going with the flow of things. He did not plan on asking for anything, ever; being so passive was the only way he could be at ease. ….the first thing he looked for was an escape route. He would never take a step forward of his own volition.

“You think I’m free-spirted?” Wu Xingzi blinked, picking up his teacup and drinking from it. He gave a wry smile. “Not really. I’m not free-spirited. It’s just that it’s impossible for some people to be together forever—so why go through all the trouble?” This sounded logical but there was a poignancy to it.

In the end, Wu Xingzi sighed. “But you must return to Horse-Face City,” he said lightly. “Let’s part amicably, shall we?”
Guan Shanjin could not help but press his hand against his chest. He almost vomited blood.
What the fuck! Those were the words that the general always said to the shadows of Mr. Lu! How could this old man say the same thing to him?!

He had always been the one to leave others out in the cold—this time was the first someone was so eager to abandon him.

*Poor Shanjin, Xingzi is just too practical. He understands the futility of it all too well being older.*

In spite of himself, Guan Shanjin pressed his hand against his chest, and nearly vomited blood.

*You’ll have to kidnap Xingzi if you want him in Horse-Face City*

Wu Xingzi had no idea that Guan Shanjin raged upon waking up after he left, that he destroyed half the room and punished his guards, and that Manager Rancui had to cut him down for his behavior…

Dude, you’re gonna hork up all that food you just stuffed yourself with.

I feel like Ansheng and Xingzi are talking about completely different pigeon posts. Or they are having completely different experiences with this service. Something just doesn’t add up correctly.

“It drooled heavily from the tip…”

*That’s descriptively gross.* 😭