Molly’s Reviews > Dungeon Crawler Carl > Status Update

okay I love mongo lmao

time to pay the daddy tax
OMG I’M DEAD 😭🦶🏻🤮

‘Are you asking me if I fucked the Orc?’ 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀

he’s said so many times that B is dead and I think that’s foreshadowing for her actually surviving… maybe with the guy she went to the Bahamas with? We’ll see

‘it tasted as if I’d taken a drink directly from the diseased asshole of an incontinent skunk’ 🤣🤣🥴🥴🦨🦨💀💀

‘It smelled like hot diarrhea, so I put it in my inventory’ WTF 🤣💀💩💩💩

like a potato peeler gone haywire 🤣💀 that’s right donut use your claws!!!!

Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas??
THIS BOOK IS INSANE 🤣💀👏

‘The idea of fighting a fucking llama with my bare hands was ridiculous’ OMG THIS AUDIO IS SO GOOD WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OK I GET THE HYPE