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this entire page is ripped out of the epstein files

okay well he just ate it :|

men always ruining our peace leave the goose alone you fool

“member” has been used to desire THAT for at least 2000 years… i didn’t want to know this !!

No statue could match her perfection, no words could do justice to her beauty; any description of mine would be an understatement. Her hair fell in natural waves all over her shoulders; from her narrow forehead her hairline receded in curls; her eyebrows extended to the edge of her cheekbones, and almost met close to her eyes. Those eyes were brighter than the stars which twinkle beyong the range of the moon's light.

why is the chapter that i’ve been made to read the longest holy fucking hell