Caleb’s Reviews > Metamorphosis and Other Stories > Status Update

Finished Metamorphosis. Wtf Kafka, I wasnt aware this was a fucking tragedy. I was half expecting his corpse to be human.

I thought the charwoman was going to be nice

Finished section 2. Can't believe gregors dad is misogynistic.

W sis

Finished section 1. I hope the roach of cock is ok =(

Started reading Metamorphosis. Bro does not care that hes a roach of cock.

Finished the stoker. These bitches gay as fuck

I ship Karl and the stoker <3

The Judgement

Finished contemplation.