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“Gelon heads straight for Homer’s chair … It’s stuck in the corner, a bronze inscription above that reads, ‘Homer’s chair’. Is it Homer’s chair? Well, there are many Homer’s chairs scattered across Syracuse, and can they all be Homer’s chair? Why not? The arse is capricious and does not wed for life, and so perhaps, yeah, it is Homer’s chair.”