Johanna’s Reviews > The Plantagenets: The Warrior Kings and Queens Who Made England > Status Update

I love that fitted dresses were lowkey a technological advance. Also I love those ridiculous pointy shoes 🗣️

Wait. Ur telling me that in the fourteenth century the church said u can’t marry ur first cousin and yet the Hapsburgs happened anyways?!??!! The medieval mind was more scientifically advanced than the rulers of Europe three centuries later?!?

“The king loved showmanship”
Me, a crazy person: “omg too bad he can’t talk to Cosimo the Magnificent”

The English literally love being at war 🥴🤡

British history is either being at war with France or being at war with itself

Pretending to host a bunch of tournaments is actually so good

The English literally love going to war like they can’t stop for a second 🥴

William Wallace 🎉

“With the sauciness of a woman!” Actual lol that’s so funny