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He wore combat boots? Nah. He wore black combat boots that swallowed his feet.
4 words bad. 9 words to say the same thing good.

Someone told this author she had to make her 200 page book 450 pages so she wrote extra descriptions of every fucking little thing. A letter? Nah. A creamy white thin sheet containing so many multitudes of all the words I’d never be able to stay.

Nobody knows how to write age gap romances except women on ao3.

This is so bad. I was hopeful it would be decent but it’s terrible.

There’s no possible situation where this ends well

This author trying to write beautiful prose like girl you write porn just get on with it 🤣
I will say both narrators are excellent though.

“I guess I just love moments.”
Profound 🙄