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“By obtaining a comfy life in a beautiful house, Gregory Illéa had robbed most of the country of its ability to ever attempt to have the very same thing.”
Repeat ad nauseam ad infinitum
— Feb 16, 2026 12:49PM
Repeat ad nauseam ad infinitum
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Jack
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“IT WAS MONDAY NIGHT. OR Tuesday morning. It was so late, it was hard to tell.”
This is why animal crossing time (new day starts at 5:00 AM) is supreme
— Feb 16, 2026 12:07PM
This is why animal crossing time (new day starts at 5:00 AM) is supreme
Jack
is 47% done
Why is Italy allowed to be independent but we’re cursed with another abomination like “Swendway”
— Feb 16, 2026 12:02PM
Jack
is 18% done
“America, honey, he’s the prince. He’s probably been busy passing legislation or something like that.”
Lmao @ a prince “passing” legislation
— Feb 15, 2026 11:08PM
Lmao @ a prince “passing” legislation