Lahna’s Reviews > Poetry On Ice > Status Update
Lahna
is 16% done
Okay so like a few pages later and the author thinks she is so funny putting a world wide meme on there.. 😭😭😭😭 like honey no.. she said “hawk tuah” like boi GET OUT of here anyways im sending something really page turning haienjmg so im going to get back to the book now
— Feb 16, 2026 03:27PM
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Lahna
is 77% done
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I FREAKIN LOVE ANT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SEE THIS IS THE REASON WHY I READ THIS STUFF OMGGGGG sorry that was the cutest thing ever and I will never get over that and holy plot teit of the year 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭 like I’m dying I NEVERRRR exepected that coming Jesse H Reign is a mastermind bro
— Feb 22, 2026 02:21PM
Lahna
is 75% done
Okay so I figured that you can either love this book or hate this book.. I fear that I am the rare in between 😭😢
— Feb 22, 2026 02:10PM
Lahna
is 71% done
I’m sorry but this might be the cringiest sm*t I have ever read.. here is a line from the book 😭,”…landing a meaty slap on his right butt cheek. The blow lands and reverberates, shaking the globes of his a** like a jelly.” LIKE WHO SAYS THAT!!!??? Like no this is not cute I mean the idea and plot that this author came up with is cute but the sm*t is not sm*tting.. like honey no use different words please
— Feb 22, 2026 01:04PM
Lahna
is 36% done
Okay so wow what u just read was.. something.. im lowkey traumatized but yk its fine yeah its fine its.. yeah wow okay
— Feb 17, 2026 03:54AM
Lahna
is 30% done
So freakin good bro a little more on the cringe side and definitely inappropriate like very inappropriate but the tension is crazyyy and these guys are like so funny and some scenes have my giggling and kicking my feet and others I’m just hiding my face in second hand embarrassment or from the utter disbelief that the author really just wrote that particular work like bruh loll
— Feb 16, 2026 08:28PM
Lahna
is 24% done
Stop okay so the book just showed the reason the author names the book poetry on ice and it makes perfect since and I love it also since ant and Robbie are rivals their coach made them room together on a away game to sort things out and I’m so exited because when Robbie stitching up ant they kissed and it was so cute so now I’m exited for what they will do in the room like eeee I literally can’t wait Okie bye!
— Feb 16, 2026 07:26PM
Lahna
is 17% done
I’m sorry I really need to focus on the book but I actually have to talk to someone about this masterpeice like bruz ant is so funny and practical and ughhhh oh my gosh something big just happened and I am going to go Dinah that night thing okie bye
— Feb 16, 2026 03:39PM
