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“He taught them not to give the Green Gimlet Toad too much water, and to never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian Wolfsnake near a typewriter.” wait no i want to hear what the snake has to say!
— 12 hours, 59 min ago
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“Goodness!” he cried. “Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don’t touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don’t move! Kill the snake! Leave it alone! Give it some food! Don’t let it bite her! Lure the snake away! Here, snakey! Here, snakey snakey!”
shit guys i’m mr poe in an emergency 😭
— 6 hours, 6 min ago
shit guys i’m mr poe in an emergency 😭
