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Mallory
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I love that Tip’s biggest concern is not essentially dying, but not being able to play any more.
I hope this “father” thing doesn’t last. It’s rather weird.
Did we really need a recap of the first book? Also I think it’s funny we didn’t mention the Lion.
No way did we just call the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman FRIENDS OF DOROTHY. And then followed it up by calling Scarecrow a queer ruler! XD
— 5 hours, 6 min ago
I hope this “father” thing doesn’t last. It’s rather weird.
Did we really need a recap of the first book? Also I think it’s funny we didn’t mention the Lion.
No way did we just call the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman FRIENDS OF DOROTHY. And then followed it up by calling Scarecrow a queer ruler! XD
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Mallory
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How can L. Frank Baum be progressive and yet misogynistic at once. An all-female revolution, wanting to overthrow their oppressors?? Iconic. Them just gabbing all the time and wanting the royal jewels to buy new dresses and all of them being necessarily pretty? Yikes.
The Soldier with the Green Whiskers not actually hesitating to attack a woman if his gun was loaded.
Scarecrow would probably just step aside tbh.
— 3 hours, 39 min ago
The Soldier with the Green Whiskers not actually hesitating to attack a woman if his gun was loaded.
Scarecrow would probably just step aside tbh.
Mallory
is on page 83 of 287
What the heck did I just read? Why would someone who doesn’t know anything just ASSUME a language barrier like that? He’d have no reason to!
Love how Jellia Jamb was immediately like “I must go laugh at this situation. Yes, I speak both languages!”
I loveee that the Scarecrow and Jack Pumpkinhead are best friends now! Dare I say… the Tin Woodman might have some romantic competition for Scarecrow…?
— 3 hours, 58 min ago
Love how Jellia Jamb was immediately like “I must go laugh at this situation. Yes, I speak both languages!”
I loveee that the Scarecrow and Jack Pumpkinhead are best friends now! Dare I say… the Tin Woodman might have some romantic competition for Scarecrow…?
Mallory
is on page 71 of 287
AND JACK WAS ABOUT TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO THE WATER JUST AS SCARECROW DID. It’s the same story, guys!
I like to think the Scarecrow specially hired a ferry for the river so that no one would be left behind as he almost was once.
The way Jack and the Saw-Horse just continue on after losing Tip. XD
Why is the Saw-Horse being stabled? He can talk just like Jack! They both deserve an audience with the king!
— 4 hours, 12 min ago
I like to think the Scarecrow specially hired a ferry for the river so that no one would be left behind as he almost was once.
The way Jack and the Saw-Horse just continue on after losing Tip. XD
Why is the Saw-Horse being stabled? He can talk just like Jack! They both deserve an audience with the king!
Mallory
is on page 59 of 287
Why was that horrific? Tip gouging holes into the Saw-Horse and putting a whole post in his back?? That doesn’t seem comfortable. Then when the Saw-Horse understandably freaks out, Tip’s just like “nah, you’re fine, get over it.” You can tell he was raised by Mombi.
The poor Saw-Horse can’t move his neck and has no knees. What a miserable existence.
Since when are there signposts to the Emerald City?
— 4 hours, 38 min ago
The poor Saw-Horse can’t move his neck and has no knees. What a miserable existence.
Since when are there signposts to the Emerald City?
Mallory
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I don’t care if Jack Pumpkinhead can’t feel anything, not being able to sit down sounds like absolute hell.
They should really hire a tinsmith to make Jack a better body. Apparently you can replace the whole head without any damage.
This is exactly why children shouldn’t have access to power. Tip’s been gone from home for like five minutes and he’s already brought something else to life. *sigh*
— 4 hours, 54 min ago
They should really hire a tinsmith to make Jack a better body. Apparently you can replace the whole head without any damage.
This is exactly why children shouldn’t have access to power. Tip’s been gone from home for like five minutes and he’s already brought something else to life. *sigh*
Mallory
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Aw, Jack Pumpkinhead seems like such a gentleman! He honestly reminds me a lot of the Scarecrow. And indeed a pumpkin-headed stick man rather seems like one.
Not Tip rudely laughing at Jack Pumpkinhead. This is Dorothy and the Scarecrow all over again.
Wow, the absolute audacity of Mombi to announce she’s gonna turn Tip into a statue (permanently) and then expect him to just go to bed like a good little boy.
— 5 hours, 20 min ago
Not Tip rudely laughing at Jack Pumpkinhead. This is Dorothy and the Scarecrow all over again.
Wow, the absolute audacity of Mombi to announce she’s gonna turn Tip into a statue (permanently) and then expect him to just go to bed like a good little boy.
Mallory
is on page 15 of 287
Love how the Good Witch of the North decreed that she has to be the baddest bitch in the north country. XD But why can’t she have a name? Why does Glinda get one but not her?
Tip didn’t work ALL the time, “for he felt that would be bad for him.” Not Tip knowing his worth. Gotta respect it.
PURPLE PANTS, RED SHIRT, AND PINK POLKA-DOT VEST? TIP, NO, JACK PUMPKINHEAD WILL LOOK LIKE HE’S FROM THE 70S!!
— Feb 18, 2026 12:13AM
Tip didn’t work ALL the time, “for he felt that would be bad for him.” Not Tip knowing his worth. Gotta respect it.
PURPLE PANTS, RED SHIRT, AND PINK POLKA-DOT VEST? TIP, NO, JACK PUMPKINHEAD WILL LOOK LIKE HE’S FROM THE 70S!!
