La Turnbeutel’s Reviews > The Au Pair Affair > Status Update
La Turnbeutel
is 91% done
Omg. I hate these people so much. I can’t do this anymore! I hope they both die when they jump off this cliff. This whole “I need to jump first or use the zip line first to make sure it’s save” and her throwing a tantrum because “he’s too big for the harness” I want to fucking strangle them both. It’s been going on for like 20 pages. Please Apollo, losen the harness on them so they both die.
— 3 hours, 36 min ago
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La Turnbeutel
is 50% done
These people are so stupid and unlikable I’m starting to hope that this turns into a horror story and they both die. Fingers crossed.
— 17 hours, 37 min ago
La Turnbeutel
is 42% done
I’m honestly more interested in Chloe and her almost step brothers…relationship? What’s going on there? Sounds more interesting lol.
— 19 hours, 16 min ago
La Turnbeutel
is 29% done
I am cringing soooo hard. she just asked her boss to kiss her to convince some guy she has a boyfriend. Is the author…I don’t know… in middle school?
— Feb 18, 2026 11:20AM
La Turnbeutel
is 28% done
This girl is the WORST au pair ever. First day of the job she goes out… which I’m already like..really? Not a great first impression when you live with your boss… but ok. Then, she calls her hot host dad at 2am to see if he can pick her up cause she’s wasted and can’t call an uber. Girl you’re lucky he’s into you cause you’d be fired so quick in my house lol!
— Feb 18, 2026 09:59AM
La Turnbeutel
is 2% done
We aren’t off to a good start. Tallulah is AMERICAN and an au pair in BOSTON??? Girl. She ain’t even an au pair….its called a live in nanny, thank you very much.
— Feb 17, 2026 10:37PM
