Annalise Kraines’s Reviews > Salamandastron > Status Update
Annalise Kraines
is 59% done
-the songs in this book low-key slap
-the transitions in this audiobook crack me up because they all go something like this:
"You vermin, look upon the good creatures you've murdered. Stand back warriors! No one is to lay a paw on this fox . . . Save me."
INTENSELY CHEERY MANDOLIN MUSIC
"Chapter 17"
— Feb 19, 2026 11:01AM
-the transitions in this audiobook crack me up because they all go something like this:
"You vermin, look upon the good creatures you've murdered. Stand back warriors! No one is to lay a paw on this fox . . . Save me."
INTENSELY CHEERY MANDOLIN MUSIC
"Chapter 17"
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Annalise’s Previous Updates
Annalise Kraines
is 80% done
Screaming because I just found out that the badger battle cry "eulalia" (EULAAAAAAAALIAAAAAAAA) is Greek for "well-spoken" (WELLLLLLLLLLL SPOKEEEEEENNN)
— Feb 20, 2026 09:05AM
Annalise Kraines
is 11% done
The little "Martin the Warrior" song they just sang was illegally catchy, strong Peter Paul & Mary vibes
— Feb 14, 2026 05:37AM
Annalise Kraines
is starting
Apparently this is pronounced sa-la-man-DA-stron which is frankly misleading
— Feb 11, 2026 07:32AM
