Emma’s Reviews > Fifty Shades of Grey > Status Update

I hope she gets a UTI

LET IT BE OVER PLEASEEEEEE

It’s fifty shades of fucked up how bad this is

Her lack of personality is infuriating

I hate the writing so badly it’s infuriating

If I hear the words “oh my” or “inner goddess” one more time…

this girl spent 4 years of college using her roommates laptop, and she gets one from her geriatric angsty sugar daddy and she doesn’t know what email is

bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh

This idiot man gets turned on from a 21 year old virgin biting her lip like a wattpad mc