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“Yeah,” I say. But no, I’m not okay. Because I just remembered something very important. There are no beds in this apartment.
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— Feb 19, 2026 04:14PM
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“They didn’t. When I left, they sent people after me.”
“And?”
“And I sent them back.”
“With a politely worded refusal to rejoin?”
“With their heads cut off.”
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— Feb 19, 2026 08:08PM
“And?”
“And I sent them back.”
“With a politely worded refusal to rejoin?”
“With their heads cut off.”
OMG I AM LITERALLY DYING 😭😭😭
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“Right. I was wondering: Do you think they really exist?”
He stares. Stares. Stares. And right when I’m sure he’s going to end me, he says,
“Ethel?”
“Yeah?”
“I know that I hit my head. But what happened to yours?”
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— Feb 17, 2026 07:16PM
He stares. Stares. Stares. And right when I’m sure he’s going to end me, he says,
“Ethel?”
“Yeah?”
“I know that I hit my head. But what happened to yours?”
OMG OMG 😭😭😭🤚🏻 I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😭
