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Evelyn Bella (there WILL be spoilers)
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“Well, I am just thrilled to see you’ve graduated from a man who drugged you to fuck you into a much healthier, more functional relationship. Nothing says stability like surveillance.”
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— Feb 20, 2026 01:05AM
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Evelyn Bella (there WILL be spoilers)
is 49% done
"I know I’m a billion years younger than you."
Aaron, I —💀 💀 💀
“But also fuck you about the billion years younger comment.”
Aaron chuckled. “Sorry, I rounded down.”
He's doing that thing where he says an alarming figure so that we're relieved it's only a 20 year gap. You're not slick, Aaron.
— Feb 20, 2026 01:45AM
Aaron, I —💀 💀 💀
“But also fuck you about the billion years younger comment.”
Aaron chuckled. “Sorry, I rounded down.”
He's doing that thing where he says an alarming figure so that we're relieved it's only a 20 year gap. You're not slick, Aaron.
Evelyn Bella (there WILL be spoilers)
is starting
Life's too short to wait for the audiobook. Might die if I don't find out what happens.
— Feb 17, 2026 04:39AM
