Madeleine’s Reviews > The Casanova > Status Update

so you’re telling me you’re in love with this woman yet you suddenly think she may not be the one because a woman you’ve been looking for for years who you assumed is an old lady actually turned out to be a hot blonde you see around and now you think fate is screwing you over WHY ARE MEN SO DUMBBBB

“do their business in me” is … a choice.

verbally abusing 999 staff is really not attractive my man