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Vivi, “I’m pretty sure when you’re this rich you pay somebody else to sweat for you.”
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lol

Anna points at me again. "Okay, I see that look, and so let me ask: what
manner of clothes are required on this trip?"
I sigh. "My mother keeps a pair of Gucci slides by the back door to wear
to take the recycling out."
"I'm proud of her for not making the butler do it"
"He gets off work at six."
Her expression deflates. "Oh."
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😂

I would make such a good ghost.
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😂

Anna Green? Like Anne of green gables??

"Oh no, I'm fine!" I assure her. "I barely know him."
Candi stares at me. "What?"
I point at the apartment behind me. "Family housing. He was just a random dude I married so I could live here. Thank you, though."
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HAHA