Ness’s Reviews > Project Hail Mary > Status Update

I GASPED LIKE A BITCH WITH THAT TWIST (people sitting next to me in the bus looked at me weird)

Never I've been more stressed about a rock

WDYM HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO SEE HIM SLEEP TO ENSURE HES FINE AGH I LOVE ROCKY OMG

Also Stratt can you, like, not burn earth to the ground ty

Rocky the cutest

A man with a pen pal doing DIY

Venus planet of love was destroyed by global warminggggg
Astrophage are actually very cute what can I say (they're literally cells)
Also take that Americans, learn the metric system!

JUST TWO DAYS AGO I WAS LISTENING TO A PODCAST ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE SUN DIED WOAH

Stop talking about your dick pls