Kelly Stroh’s Reviews > Beta Vulgaris > Status Update

wtf is even going on rn 😭

I was reading this during dinner at a bar bc I didn’t want to be on my phone and a grown man in a suit literally laughed at me lol

“ Dirt and chemicals alchemy into something sinisterly vegetal, but sharply and inorganic”

sinisterly vegetal lmao this is gonna a wild ride