Tom Jamroz’s Reviews > I'm Glad My Mom Died > Status Update

"I'm allowed to hate someone else's dream. Even if it's my own reality"

"I hate when females are so obvious with their crushes. If your obvious, some other little bitch can come by and exploit that crush, use it against you, betray you with it. I learned this from mom's long winded speeches about trusting women less than men. "Men will hurt you without ever really knowing you" she told me. "But women...will know you deeply, Intimately, then hurt you. You tell me which is worse."

"I'm too pretty to play a ten-year-old androgynous hermaphrodite."