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the constant journaling jumpscares

“I was in my plant room journaling.”

ick

“My traitorous vagina was putting on war paint and blowing a Viking horn like it was about to go ransack Jacob's village.”

excuse me

alexis speaks two words and i'm already tired of her

shoutout lupus

not sure why the thought of a sexy man journalling has given me the ick

not me giggling

i would already die for bri