Bri Alexis’s Reviews > Harrow the Ninth > Status Update

1. im belatedly mourning all the guys that died in the first book now, im gonna miss abigail and DULCIE!!! so bad i wish i knew them
2. ive missed gideon’s stupid fucking narration so much. wdym she made a CARL THE LLAMA JOKE

god my mind is so blown right now im so EXCITED about literally everything i am drawing conclusions i am getting reveals all the hard confusing work is starting to pay off (i am ignoring the fact i am continuing to be confused by the river rn <3)

while im here i forgot to say i cant believe how perfectly the second person perspective suddenly made all the sense in the world. i had just been thinking today how attached to it i had gotten this is like yuri on ice episode 10 level shit rn

I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW WE ARE THE MOST BACK IT HAS EVER BEEN GIDEOOOOONNNNNN

ITS HAPPENIIIIING THINGS ARE COMING TOGETHER WE REMEMBER GIDEON THIS FUCKING ROCKS

EXTREMELY CONFUSED AGAIN BUT ALSO EXTREMELY EXCITED WE HAD AN ACTUAL GIDEON MOMENT ohhhh harrow loves her so muchhhh

i really meant to listen to more on my drive but The King Undying made a. NONE PIZZA AND LEFT BEEF. reference and i literally had to turn it off

also. the seventh is the sleeper right? and the sleeper is gideon? right? RIGHT???

HOLY SHIT SIXTH HOUSE I THOUGHT ID NEVER SEE U AGAIN!!!! SCREAMMMM

the threesome with god and ianthe saying “old people should be shot” had me CACKLING