Rachelle :)’s Reviews > Bloom > Status Update

The word “apotheosis” was used twice and all Ro has done so far is eat cupcakes

For all the “trust issues” she allegedly has, she has remarkably no problem ignoring the plethora of blatant red flags from whatsherface….

Perhaps my spirits will be lifted when I get to the gore and cannibalism🫩

Will my love of lesbians cancel out the abundant pop culture references, insta love, and the unironic use of the word “cottagecore” in the first chapter???

Stay tuned.