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“You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, I believe?' Professor Umbridge asked Snape.
'Yes,' said Snape quietly.
'But you were unsuccessful?'
Snapes lip curled.
'Obviously.”
I cant this is so funny for no reason and I can only hear Alan Rickman's voice in my head saying these lines 😭
— Feb 27, 2026 01:36AM
'Yes,' said Snape quietly.
'But you were unsuccessful?'
Snapes lip curled.
'Obviously.”
I cant this is so funny for no reason and I can only hear Alan Rickman's voice in my head saying these lines 😭
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Ive been crying for the past 10 minutes over Sirius Black. I just can’t move on
— Mar 04, 2026 12:46PM
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Omg Lily was there?! They should've kept her in the flashback! It adds so much to their characters..
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I’m so emotionally attached to these characters this might be my fav book 🥺
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“Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.”
I LOVE sassy Harry omg
— Feb 23, 2026 11:22PM
"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.”
I LOVE sassy Harry omg
