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average human is 87% done

Lmaoooo. Not the threat of making Ian a member of the vampire council

— 10 hours, 32 min ago

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average human is 34% done

Lmao love powerbust Ian

— Feb 23, 2026 04:28PM

average human is 33% done

Dude. Why would the fiancé guy save his friends and kill Mc??? Why not just let everyone libe

— Feb 23, 2026 04:23PM

average human is 33% done

Oml this fucking fiancé guy

— Feb 23, 2026 04:18PM

average human is 30% done

Bet Phonice has someone in the underworld he wants to save

— Feb 23, 2026 12:21AM

average human is 25% done

This is peak comedy. Ian, The fiancé guy, Varatas, and her other half. AHHH ITS Hilarious I LOVE IT

— Feb 22, 2026 11:08PM

average human is 19% done

Veratas*

— Feb 22, 2026 10:32PM

average human is 19% done

Ahhhh I missed u Ian and Veratas

— Feb 22, 2026 10:32PM

average human is 14% done

I love how present mc’s other held is in this book. 🤭😋

— Feb 22, 2026 10:10PM

average human is 12% done

LMAO NOT THE RED CAPE FOR IAN HAHAHAH

— Feb 22, 2026 10:01PM

average human is 12% done

Mc is prob gonna be trapped by the weird finance 😒

— Feb 22, 2026 09:07PM

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