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asmalldyke
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Okay Trianon is *severely* fucked up about women being taller than he is. Uncertain what to make of this.
— Feb 28, 2026 12:50AM
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asmalldyke
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I will admit, it was nice of Serious Weakness to be so amicable for so long.
— Feb 28, 2026 03:19PM
asmalldyke
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If you had asked me if I thought Serious Weakness was going to have hype moments, and aura, I would not have said yes...
— Feb 28, 2026 02:38PM
asmalldyke
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Jesus, this fuckin' book:
"You're a poet, Insul."
Insul's face burns. Must be the trapped heat of the bathroom, making him sweat in all kinds of places. "Yeah, my English teacher doesn't think so."
"That's because she's a PMSing HOA cunt who reads Jane Austen and writes psychotic Goodreads reviews broken up by GIFs of whatever Aryan Impossible Burger the government wants white females to masturbate to."
— Feb 28, 2026 02:25PM
"You're a poet, Insul."
Insul's face burns. Must be the trapped heat of the bathroom, making him sweat in all kinds of places. "Yeah, my English teacher doesn't think so."
"That's because she's a PMSing HOA cunt who reads Jane Austen and writes psychotic Goodreads reviews broken up by GIFs of whatever Aryan Impossible Burger the government wants white females to masturbate to."
asmalldyke
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"I'll always have to work harder than everyone else. I'm so tired of it. I just want someone else to take care of me."
"I was taking care of you."
"As long as I justified my existence. I'd rather be a fucming toilet if it means people stop expecting things of me."
Fuck...
— Feb 28, 2026 02:06PM
"I was taking care of you."
"As long as I justified my existence. I'd rather be a fucming toilet if it means people stop expecting things of me."
Fuck...
asmalldyke
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Tied to a table at the end of all reality, the only thing Trianon's gf can say is 'we had a life and it was better than nothing'. Getting 'she kinda fuckin sucks' vibes out of the situation, again.
— Feb 28, 2026 01:56PM
asmalldyke
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I dig that the Zero Heaven: The Game Of 999 Honors board game comes with War Crime cards.
— Feb 28, 2026 01:28PM
asmalldyke
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Dunno, Clayton, *I'm* very awestruck at being in the "heart of nature" (rising sea levels and constant monsoons as a result of global warming) out here. Feels at once very not-slimetrash and extremely slimetrash. But no, the new world of "boat delivery networks and not giving a fuck about clothes or gender, just souls" is the tops, obviously.
— Feb 28, 2026 12:47PM
asmalldyke
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I think reading this must be kind of what actual nihilism feels like, and I mean that as a compliment.
— Feb 28, 2026 12:34PM
asmalldyke
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"But he can hear something in her voice. Something is broken. He can't tell what. It's like high school again. Knowing he was fucking up but not being able to tell why."
— Feb 28, 2026 12:24PM

