ace’s Reviews > A Certain Hunger > Status Update

“One thing I’ve learned since college is that few men will suck your toes. Those who will are men of uncommon bravery, vision, and appetite. You don’t just let them wander off to eat street meat.”

shes so real

“Boarding my plane at JFK, I promised myself that if he gave in, gave up, and fell with sweetness into my bed, he would live for me to tell the late. If he didn’t, I would tell a different tale. It was all up to him, you see, whether he lived or died. It was his body, his choice.”

i LAAAAAAUGHED my ass off omg

took eating ass literally

this woman is something else

im so sleepy right now, i was just reading words and not internalizing what i was looking at but im having fun! just sleepy as hell rn

“There are things that simply won’t do, and anything that tries to make tofu something other than what it is—an unappetizing excuse for protein with the texture of boiled pencil eraser and the flavor of brown paper towels wetted with weak tea—is one of them.” thats my girl! i love a fellow tofu hater