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Smartwatch just alerted me my stress is at 98% and my heart rate is 120bpm when I usually range 60-80bpm so yeah this is good
— Feb 28, 2026 07:47PM
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Ruby the Wizard
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:( Really, really sad and disturbing backstory. Jeez.
— Feb 28, 2026 12:11PM
Ruby the Wizard
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"Old guy trolls millennial incel in a 2009 web chatroom" is not at all what I expected but hey
— Feb 27, 2026 05:52PM
Ruby the Wizard
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"as if the cops expected the big gray sedan to start up by itself, like that old Plymouth in the horror movie" OH, YOU!
— Feb 24, 2026 12:59PM
