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Johanna
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Painted his car matte black? Once again I have proof that matte paint on a car is white trash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— 10 hours, 23 min ago
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Johanna
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That reminds me of that one art performance where the dude had his friend (not like a master marksman just some dude) shoot him in the arm. Should have done the right arm not left in my opinion-too close to the heart. It’s the guy who also did the crucifixion on the slug bug. Can’t remember his name. Shooting someone for fun is such an insane idea lol
— Feb 28, 2026 12:09AM
Johanna
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If I was rich I would buy historic houses and restore them with meticulous research and local craftsman and if someone bought it and painted everything white I’d come in and strangle the new owners
— Feb 27, 2026 09:15PM
Johanna
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The hardest part of reading all this nonfiction is that now I desperately want to visit all the places in them. Savannah’s been moved up the list 😭
— Feb 26, 2026 01:22AM
Johanna
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It does seem like a lot of people from the South are v proud of it and do know a bunch of southern history
— Feb 26, 2026 12:39AM

