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Ally is 99% done

And so the grifting begins

— Mar 01, 2026 06:45AM

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Ally is 98% done

REVERSE RACISM?!

— Mar 01, 2026 06:36AM

Ally is 90% done

Oh poor you. Should we have a party? Should we invite Gigi Hadid??

— Mar 01, 2026 05:40AM

Ally is 85% done

GIRL YOU ARE NOT HAMILTON!!!!

— Feb 28, 2026 10:32PM

Ally is 80% done

Oh my god bruh ur harassing children now?? This bitch is a PIRAHA

— Feb 28, 2026 10:10PM

Ally is 71% done

Not the cherokee heritage 😭

— Feb 28, 2026 09:49PM

Ally is 71% done

— Feb 28, 2026 09:46PM

Ally is 60% done

— Feb 28, 2026 09:07PM

Ally is 50% done

Bro fuck this bitch 😭😭

— Feb 28, 2026 07:54PM

Ally is 45% done

SIDE EYE

— Feb 28, 2026 07:40PM

Ally is 32% done

Girl if heavens real u r NOT getting in it 😭

— Feb 28, 2026 10:27AM

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