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Still terrible

Sebastian is clearly the only normal person in this book. Poor guy, having to deal with so many squeaking idiots

That idiot Milo says “Jiminy Christmas”. Unironically. Ughhhhhhhhh

Ugh I just wanted a trashy gay novel to take my mind off stuff. Now I have to deal with a brain damaged protagonist who ‘squeaks’ and ‘mewls’ (I don’t know who tf thinks this is sexy)

Also this is basically The Binding dressed up as a techno thriller? A complete rip off? Which to be fair I wouldn’t mind if it were, you know, good

I was 100% certain Milo suffers from severe brain damage and that explains why he’s such a complete idiot.
But now I’m at part 2, and NO HE’S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT