Call me Ana’s Reviews > Married by Morning > Status Update

"...Everything was a blur. I was found wandering and crying a few streets away, until finally someone led me to the butcher’s shop.” A smile curved her lips. “What a kind man he was. When I told him I didn’t think I could find my way home, he said he had an idea. And he had me try on his wife’s spectacles...."

I want to believe this was Derek Craven