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teddy is 56% done

“do you give head”

“i’m captain of the olympics.”

BYE.

— 21 hours, 44 min ago

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i do believe that the bummer bum she let stay in her house was a manson dickrider.

she’d do some shit like that.

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i like this chapter - the luau

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“But they didn’t do a thing for colors, just gravity. I wanted colors and I knew you could get them in acid.”

love this chapter.

— 12 hours, 31 min ago

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I don’t know why I thought Salvador Dali was born in the 1800s…

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