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Daphne is 39% done

Maybe I'm also a "bitch boss from hell", but did they seriously stop being friends just because she wanted them to show up to work on time? I feel like there must be more to the story, but this is also Sophie Kinsella so it's possible that's the whole story lol

— Mar 03, 2026 08:43PM

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Daphne’s Previous Updates

Daphne is 59% done

I almost lack the capacity to find anything sexy, and yet that was somehow the least sexy thing I've ever read in my life. I went ewww right along with Lexi 😂

— Mar 04, 2026 05:06AM

Daphne is 43% done

Omg I'm psychic

— Mar 03, 2026 09:04PM

Daphne is 41% done

My crackpot theory is that these two had an affair and Lexi just doesn't remember

— Mar 03, 2026 08:57PM

Daphne is 31% done

I'm getting such 13 Going on 30 vibes

— Mar 03, 2026 04:40AM