Missy Phoenix’s Reviews > Hamlet > Status Update
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- what does a woman such as myself have to do around here to get a prince, mad with love, to come into my private room with no hat on his head and his stockings fouled?
— 4 hours, 51 min ago
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Missy Phoenix
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- very fond of when characters in shakespeare plays start talking like bill and ted
— 1 hour, 35 min ago
Missy Phoenix
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- hamlet, an empath, is clearly sensing that there's something afoot in denmark. LOL
— 4 hours, 48 min ago
Missy Phoenix
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- woman here. if my brother was like "make sure to keep your virginity" and then my dad was like "yeah he's right. also you are a stupid baby" i think i'd go crazy. ophelia is braver than any us marine
— 23 hours, 50 min ago
Missy Phoenix
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- past tense of methinks ("methought") is kinda making your girl me giggle not gonna lie
— Mar 03, 2026 02:01PM
Missy Phoenix
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- queen gertrude is such a stone-cold bitch omg. she's really like Hi son. wait ur still upset that ur dad died a little less than two months ago? cringe. LOL
— Mar 03, 2026 01:54PM
Missy Phoenix
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- just a woman who is picturing a combination of the keanu reeves hamlet (https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.c...) and the veggietales adaptation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCUJm...) with a little bit of "the lion king" in there (https://screenrant.com/lion-king-haml...).
- love how chill the watchmen are about the ghost. just like "yep there he goes."
— Mar 03, 2026 01:34PM
- love how chill the watchmen are about the ghost. just like "yep there he goes."
